Agatha Christie’s poem from And Then There Were None adapted for Dragon Age II.



  • Human Noble: Tim Curry killed my parents
  • Magi: Cullen literally runs away from getting laid
  • Dalish Elf: How much do you want to bet I'm going to regret this later
  • City Elf: Maybe it's not really the best day for a wedding
  • Dwarf Noble: The shield is a metaphor, it's in all of us
  • Dwarf Commoner: I came out here to have a good time and I'm honestly feeling so attacked right now


n e v e r let me go



What a nightmare...


"Do you know this one girl with hair like this?"